Saliva Sardine Soup – ZL

Saliva Sardine Soup (CAUTION: Very oily)

This recipe can keep your basement monster full and happy while you try to figure out how to escape before you become their next meal.

You will need the following ingredients:

  • La Llorana’s Teddy Bear (Make sure to rip it apart, piece by piece before proceeding with the recipe)
  • A Pig’s Ear
  • A human voice box
  • 1L of saliva (Hyena’s saliva can put your monster to sleep for 24 hours)
  • Your lover’s heart (If you don’t have one…I think you should let the monster eat you instead, sad.)
  • A sprinkle of leg hair
  • 2 human souls
  • 4 grams of black blood (Can only be found in the cemetery of forgotten)
  • A human head (A singular hair has to be left / CAUTION: Only gingers allowed! Your monster is allergic to all others and will attack you)
  • A dog tooth (The gums can be removed and fed as a snack to your monster, maybe it will spare your life)
  • 2 Carolina Reapers (1 more could kill your monster, which is good but a dead monster’s body attracts more monsters…oops)
  • 3 tins of Sardine’s
  • Sprinkles :))

You will need the following equipment:

  • A muddy bowl
  • A worm bowl (A bowl made of worms)
  • A witch’s wand
  • 2 machetes (One for the recipe, the other for defense)
  • A plastic bag
  • A black rolling pin
  • Two serving glasses
  • Gloves

          ☆RECIPE☆

  1. Firstly, you will put on your gloves for protection, then grab the teddy bear’s two stiff arms and shove them into both of the pig’s ears to block out the smell before you faint from its poisonous effect.
  2. Secondly, you will put the ears and hands into the plastic bag and smash them with the rolling pin until they are reduced to small particles.
  3. Thirdly, you will put the 1L of saliva into the muddy bowl, along with the dog’s tooth and your lover’s heart (the heart must still be beating for the recipe to proceed).
  4. Then, with the bowl filled with your slimy components and your crushed seasoning on the side, you will now chop both of the Carolina Reapers and pour them into the bowl.
  5. You will now mix the crushed seasoning with the components in the bowl until there is no seasoning left on the sides of the bowl or in the mixture.
  6. You will now get your worm bowl and add the voice box inside, along with your two human souls. You will pump the voice box twice, for the first pump you will add one soul, and for the second pump, you will add the other. Adding the souls too quickly could lead to their ghosts haunting you forever, so use them with caution.
  7. After all of that hard work, while you sit and take a break you will grab the head that you had taken and carve the inside with your machete until it is hollow.
  8. You will now grab your second mixture and pour it into the head. Then grab your first mixture and pour it on top in a smooth layered manner.
  9. Now you will pour the 2 grams of the black blood on top of the mixture, making sure nothing mixes but is layered nicely.
  10. After you have separated the layers, you will open all 3 of your tins of sardines and layer them nicely on top in 3 corresponding lines.
  11. Finally, you will grab the leg hair and the sprinkles and scatter them on top.
    The extra blood is to be poured into a cup as a drink, you can’t have it getting thirsty, can you? I heard it doesn’t mind red blood.

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Duffy Show

Task Description:

Yesterday, a few amazing actors visited our school! They performed a play about not caring what others think about them, but instead believing in yourself and your own abilities! The play was not only very entertaining but there was a great lesson behind every single scene.

Mean, Median, Mode and Range 🤡

Task Description:

For this task, we had to construct a bar graph representing the data below. We had to calculate the Mean, Median, Mode, and Range based on the information presented in the graph.

What are Mean, Median, Mode, and Range?

MODE: Count how often each number appears and whichever appears the most times is the mode

Median: If there is an odd amount of numbers, whichever is in the middle is the median. If there is an even amount of numbers then you must take the two middle numbers, add them together then divide them by 2

Mean: Add all numbers together then divide the total sum by the amount of numbers used in the equation

Range: Subtract the lowest value from the Largest value

(Here is my graph):

 

 

(Click on the graph)

Breaking – How has the sport evolved?

Task Description:

For one of our Olympic tasks, we had to choose a sport and research its history and how it has evolved into what it is like today. I chose breaking (AKA breakdancing) as it is a very underrated sport and is often downgraded, people often say that style of dance belongs ‘on the streets’, which I find very untrue.

Read Below to discover more about breaking and its involvement in the Olympics!